What The *$@# Did You Say

You see I'm always talkin'

When I should be drivin'

But everybody does it these days

You say I'm gettin' cancer

Every time I answer

Yeah, whatever you say

Wish I could change my service

Should have never signed up

Heck it never works anyway

The signal's always breakin'

I can't hear nothin'

Hey, what did you say?

I know you can't hear me

There ain't no use in listenin'

I can't tell what you're sayin'

All I hear is hissin'

Yeah, the more that I roam

The more I gotta pay

I'm on my cell phone

What the *$@# did you say?

I ought to get a beeper

It be a whole lot cheaper

Just throw this cell phone in the lake

I'd really love to call you

But even when I get through

It's always what did you say?

Can anybody hear me?

Or am I just wastin' minutes?

I'm in 1500

750 was my limit

Hey, I gotta go

I can't hear you anyway

I'm on my cell phone

What the *$@# did you say?

Oh, the more that I roam

The more I gotta pay

I'm on my cell phone

What the *$@# did you say?