Stinkin' Problem

Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem

Pheeeew

Ban Roll On just won't do

I soaked in Clorox bleach

Lysol and Pine Sol too

Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem

I filled the tub right to the top

I'll start with my Brillo pad

But I don't know when to stop

I wake up and right away

A foul odor hits my nose

What's my sweat glands start to pour

I'll stink from my head down to my toes

Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem

Aqua Velva can't cut through

Calgon won't take me away

Mr Bubbles just says "pew"

Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem

Put Dr Scholl's in my flip flops

Then I'll scrub my private parts

But I don't know when to stop

I've been called some filthy names

Why you no good little