Dear Abby

Dear Abby, I'm writing this letter in regards

To my girl who reads your column all the time

And I hope that by printing this letter

Maybe it might change her mind

You see, Abby, she saw me talkin'

To an old girlfriend the other day

And she thought we were trying

To startup an old flame again

Now she won't see me

Or talk to me on the phone

Because she thought we really

Had something going on

You see, Abby, your column has touched many hearts

Help me save this romance from falling apart

Abby, please help me, Abby

Dear Abby, I'm calling on you, Abby

She's the only girl I'd really, really loved

That's what I was trying to explain

When she saw me talking to that girl

Now Abby, I done tried everything

But nothing I try seems to do

That's why I wrote this letter to you

Now Abby, I don't wanna take up too much of your time

But I need you to help me save this romance of mine

You see, Abby, your column has touched many hearts

Help me save this romance from falling apart

Abby, please help me, Abby

And I'm signing, desperate

I won't sign my name