Human Conditioner

Ah what fate and destiny can do

To guide a soul about to choose

Is now compared to bigger screens

Louder ads and cheaper dreams

Fitted kitchens meals for two

Diet plans and processed food

Hair and teeth and families

All shining scientifically

I turn it on and there it is

I need my fixation

I turn it on and there it is

Let the message filter through

You're on of us now not one of you

Happy home stability

Is shown to work with one of these

Coming soon on channel three

What those symbols really mean

We stare in fear and then relax

With pre-recorded laughter tracks

I turn it on and there it is

I need my fixation

I turn it on and there it is

It's the human conditioner

I turn it on and there it is

I turn it on and there it is

What forces humankind controls!

Such power in words in tales untold

No one ever turned their backs

On finding out the gruesome facts

Oh what threads of chance entwined

That turned amoebas into minds

That turned the telly on

And then forgot to turn it off again

I turn it on and there it is

I need my fixation

I turn it on and there it is

It's the human conditioner

I turn it on and there it is

I turn it on and there it is