Karaoke Queen

Ooh sha la la la la la la

Ooh sha la la la la la la

Tedium is overcome

From obscurity, through melody

And when I'm blind it helps me

See through your key

No one can touch, no need to rush

Presented by my alibi

When I'm down it brings me round so easily

At eight o'clock I take my leave

And when I'm done and dusted, tonight I'm gonna be

I'll be a karaoke queen, it's not me you see

I'm gonna take you down to a place

I know you'd rather be

It's just a 3 minute song, it doesn't last very long

But it'll take you take you to a place,

I know you'd rather be

Hey you can dance,

Ooh sha la la la la la la

Ooh sha la la la la la la

Common sense has excuses, recklessness, it's uses

But don't go fusing silence with charisma

At nine o'clock you can count on me

That when I'm up I'm ready, tonight I'm gonna be

I'll be a karaoke queen, it's not me you see

I'm gonna take you down to a place

I know you'd rather be

It's just a 3 minute song, it doesn't last very long

But it'll take you take you to a place,

I know you'd rather be

Where you can dance

Ooh sha la la la la la la

Ooh sha la la la la la la

I'm doomed to fail, the stage gives way

It's an apostrophe to my legacy

But though I'm bruised,

I'll happily do it all again

At 10 O'clock don't wait up for me

'cause when I'm up I'm ready

Tonight I'm gonna be...Matthew!

I'll be a karaoke queen, it's not me you see

I'm gonna take you down to a place

I know you'd rather be

It's just a 3 minute song, it doesn't last very long

But it'll take you take you to a place,

I know you'd rather be

And you can dance if you want to

Show appreciation

But step up the mic for the full sensation

And you can dance

And you can dance

And you can dance

And you can ooh la la la ooh sha la la la