Too Bad About Sandy

Sandy lost her head to a man with no heart

Lately I know 'cause I inflicted his scar

I'm not ashamed I was not to blame

It was purely self-defence, one shot that sucker down in flame

We love that cold cash

Love that cold hard cash

Won't mess around with American Express

I'm living that low life

I love that sweet low life

Glad I'm not mad you know

It's just too bad about Sandy

Sandy lost her mind

It's a family disease

Every little sister gotta have what she pleases

I don't forbid her but I don't feel nice

Who would've thought that lightning

Could strike this family twice

I love that cold cash

Love that cold hard cash

Won't mess around with American Express

I'm living that low life

I love that sweet low life

Glad I'm not mad you know

It's just too bad about Sandy

Sandy lost her pride

Asked me for advice

I said, "Honey, can't be love if you've gotta ask twice"

Sandy went blind

Couldn't see what kind of man

Would have her countin' pennies

While she's sittin' on the can

They love that cold Cash

Love that cold hard cash

Won't mess around with American Express

I'm living that low life

I love that sweet low life

Glad I'm not mad you know

It's just too bad about Sandy

Love that cold cash

They love that cold hard Cash

Won't mess around with American Express

I'm living that Lowe life

I love that sweet low life

Glad I'm not mad you know

It's just too bad about Sandy

They love that cold hard cash

Won't mess around with American Express

I'm living that low life

I love that sweet Lowe life

Glad I'm not mad you know

It's just too bad about Sandy