Fairy Mary Mag

Don't do anything just stand there

Holding the line with man and boy

Shaking all hands

If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead

Six big strong boys of the lads

C chewed off a piece of Mary Magdalenes arms

While guardians wailed

"Oh for shame! For shame!"

I will tear the secret from your arms

And come boys out from that hat

I cannot see your feet

Come on my lucky lads

You don't want to live forever

As I live and breathe as if in danger

Or as if in doubt

Ran in circles screaming "shout"

If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead

Crucified I thought you were dead