Something's Gone Wrong Again

Tried to find my sock

No good it's lost

Something's gone wrong again

Need a shave

Cut myself need a new blade

Something's gone wrong again

And again and again and again again and

Something's gone wrong again

Something's gone wrong again

Tried to fry an egg

Broke the yolk no joke

Something's gone wrong again

Look at my watch just to tell the time

But the hand's come off mine

Something's gone wrong again

Something's gone wrong again

And again and again and again again and

Something's gone wrong again

Something's gone wrong again

Nothing ever happens to people like us

'Cept we miss the bus

Something goes wrong again

Need a smoke use my last 50p

But the machine is broke

Something's gone wrong again

Something goes wrong again

And again and again and again again and

Something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again

And again and again and again again and

Something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again

Nothing ever happens to people like us

'Cept we miss the bus

Something goes wrong again

Need a smoke use my last 50p

But the machine is broke

Something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again

And again and again and again again and

Something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again

Turn up early in time for our date

But then you turn up late

Something goes wrong again

Need a drink go to the pub

But the bugger's shut

Something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again

And again and again and again again and

Something goes wrong again

Ah something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again