Charlemagne

She got a red dress kicking up pretty heels

She was playing the money game

Giving those men a thrill

Spending nights in sin city

Wearing all the upper class women down

But she did not, she could not

Change her name to Jezebel

Never once did she try

No no no she couldn't change her name to Jezebel

I got an army then I gave them spears

Then I seized the power

And I went around for ahundred years

I was doing alright

Taking what I need and what I wanted to

I did not and I could not

Change my name to Charlemagne

Never once did I try

No no no I couldn't change my name to

Charlemagne ... no way

Sailin off past Jupiter

Venus and my skies

Then I'm heading back for the water

It's coming as no surprise

That I'm doing alright

They're even gonna check my fingerprints

But I was not and I never could be

Never could be no astronaut

No never once did I try

No no no no I'd never be no astronaut

And I did not and I could not

Change my name to Charlemage