Randy Described Eternity

Every thousand years

This metal sphere

Ten times the size of Jupiter

Flies just a few yards past the Earth

You climb on your roof

And take a swipe at it

With a single feather

Did it once every thousand years

Until you've worn it down

To the size of a pea

Yeah, I'd say that's a long time

But it's only half a blink in the place we're going to be

Where you going to be?

Where will you spend eternity?

I'm gonna to be perfect from now on

I'm gonna to be perfect starting now

Stop making that sound, stop making that sound

I will say I forgot it

It was only yesterday

And that's all you had to say