Irish Drinking Song

I stumbled in at 2am all drunk

And full of smoke

My wife said "I've had enough"

That's it, I'm sick, get out!"

So I stumbled down to kelly's pub

Across the edge of town

And I told the boys me story

And we had another round

and we'll drink and drink and drink

And drink and drink and drink and

Fight-yeah! And if I see a pretty girl

I'll sleep with her tonight

I'll drink and drink and drink and

Drink and drink and drink and fight....

and mary McGregor

Well she was a pretty whore

She'd always greet you with a smile

And never lock her door

But on the day she died

I'll admit it sounded weak

For mary McGregor finally got some sleep

well I once loved a girl

A child I'm told

I gave her my heart

And she gave me a cold

So now I sit standing

Out in the pouring rain

I'll stumble back to kelly's pub

And cry away me pain