Tequila

One shot, two shot, three, Tequila floor

Cowboy bouncers 'bout to bowl me out the door

Jose got me stumblin', mumblin' like a fool

That worms got a kick like a Tennessee mule

Wake up in the mornin', hurtin' head, skinned knees

Ain't no doubt about what's puttin' a whoopin' on me

Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast

Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass

Tequila

Glass, salt, straight up, chilled lemon, lime

Blue on the rocks, frozen margarita time

Mexicali, Blue Agave, fire in a bottle

Too much Cabo Wabo, do the Cucharacha wobble

You think by now a drinkin' man would learn

You don't go toe to toe with that little bitty worm

Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast

Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass

Tequila

Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast

Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass

Tequila

I said, Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast

Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass

Tequila