So-so

I bought an old home in Del Rio

The status-quo stucco looked like the Alamo

Neighbor Jethro brought by his fresco

Lo and behold he showed where good neighbors abode

He offered tobacco to which I vetoed

I said I only smoke alone separate and solo

He wanted to know how I liked Del Rio

And if the lack of snow had made it all perfecto

And I replied...

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Oh, why here it's so-so

but it is no, no Colorado

I miss my home and the cocoa

I wanna go home...

He helped me unload my piano

And then I played him oh a favorite concerto

He yelled profundo while I played allegro

And then he tip-tap-toed through my accelerandos

Gave him a banjo and said "strum what you know"

Then I pretended I was Dinos my old maestro

He kept in tempo and I said bravo

He picked the dearest notes that gave me thoughts of sweet hope

Oh....

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After the song show I offered jam & toast

He said he'd forego and he left to tend his young goats

So I unpacked soap, found my bathrobe

And decided it'd be nice to sit and soak

On the backbone of the commode

I placed a family photo then let out a sad moan

Then a new groan of hunger followed,

And I bought two tacos and an H20 to go

Yeh there is no place no, no place quite like your home

Yeh there's no place no, no place quite like your home

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