Captain Howdy

Put on that dress, I'm going out dancing

Starting off red, clean and sparkling

He'll see me, music playing

Make it dreamy for dancing

Must be a way that I can dress to please him

It's hard to walk in the dress, it's not easy

I'm spilling over like a heavy loaded fruit tree

If you put it on, if you put it on

If you put it on, if you put it on

It's sad to see, lonely, all this lonely

Close up my eyes

Dreamy dreamy music make it be alright

Music play make it good for romancing

Must be a way I can dress to please him

Swing and sway everything'll be alright

But it's feeling so damn tight tonight

If you put it on, if you put it on

If you put it on, if you put it on

"You purdy thang," my man says

"But I bought you beautiful dresses"

"You purdy thang," my man says

"But I bought you beautiful dresses"

Filthy tight, the dress is filthy

I'm falling flat and my arms are empty

Clear the way, better get it out of this room

A falling woman in dancing costume

If you put it on, if you put it on

If you put it on, if you put it on

If you put it on, if you put it on

If you put it on, if you put it on