Thrill A Minute

There's a peeping tom in the eye of God's house

Shooting insulin as quiet as a church mouse

Tried to clean his bones from a suffer well

Turned his head, couldn't stand the smell

Thrill, thrill

A thrill a minute

A thrill a minute, baby

A thrill a minute

A thrill a minute

A life-size crucifix was stolen from the wall

Organist played Amazing Grace for them all

Hooker in a red skirt testified and repented

While the deacons passed a snake, stared and squinted

Thrill, thrill

A thrill a minute

A thrill a minute, baby

A thrill a minute

A thrill a minute

Let me paint you a picture

Paper taxis full of eyes

Chocolate pulpits racing by

Floating boardwalks and candy canes

Cashmere penguins with see through wings

(So many colours)

Someone had a spirit, ran up and down the aisle

When the shouting stopped, the choir lay in a pile

Bellringer pulled the rope, was lifted off his feet

Pastor disrobed, took the money to the street

Thrill, thrill

A thrill a minute

A thrill a minute, baby

A thrill a minute

A thrill a minute

Give me a thrill

I see them done so many things

I've been around