The Paw Paw Negro Blowtorch

My, my, my, we're treating each other just like strangers

You can't ignore the significance of these changes

But you can't treat it lightly and you'll

Have to face the consequences

All my worst fears are grounded

You'll have to make the choice between the Paw Paw Negro Blowtorch and me (no no no no)

By this time I got to looking for a kind of substitute

I can't tell you who I found except that it rhymes with "dissolute"

But my baby's so lazy she is

Almost unable and it's

Driving me crazy and her

Loving's just a fable that we sometimes try with passion to recall (oh no no no)

Send for an ambulance or an

Accident investigator

He's breathing like a furnace so I'll

See you later, alligator

He'll set the sheets on fire

Mmm, quite a burning lover

Now he'll barbecue your kitten

Just another learner lover

Now you'll have to make the choice between the Paw Paw Negro Blowtorch and me...