Lezbehonest

Oh Shit, you look cute as hell.

Now you move over here and let me start massaging that fine ass of yours.

What the fuck's up with these bitches?

I got dick for days but these hoes wanna keep their face buried in some pussy!?

Bitch You ain't even gay.

She got a Katy Perry ringtone, plays it like a theme song

Kissed a girl and like it, now she swearing off the ding dong

Back and forth, like ping pong, she really strictly dicky

Then Madonna's screwing Britney now the bitch is stricky licky

Suck a dick, or suck a titty, she don't really give a fuck

And ducky rainbow on her preis mean she always gettin lucky

Had her first fish platter on her girlfriend's futon

Hidden valley, tossing salad, licking on a croûton

No shame in this fake bitch game

Swerving in and outta traffic, never staying in her own lane

She want a piece of cake, and yeah, she wanna eat it too

Pay her some attention and the bitch'll go down eating you

Drop the act and Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.

Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.

You love the peter! Bitch don't lie. You love the cock!

Don't even try. No more cooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.

Girls gone wild, spring break, college road trip

In some wet t-shirts, wrestling in cool whip

Flash a nipple, slap a pussy for a attention

Just turned eighteen, now she on a fucking mission

Gotta make her daddy listen, maybe show a little anger

Four shots of jägermeister, tongue kiss a perfect strange

Three, four fingers deep in some bleach-blonde bimbo

A double headed dildo, beating like it's Kimbo

Put it on the YouTube, the pictures on the Myspace

Just so I can peep it, wish the bitch would sit on my face

Two straight broads, tongue kissing, by the swimmin pool

Fake dyke bitches eating coochie cause it's cool

Drop the act and Lezbehonest.

No more trips for you down south.

Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.

Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.

Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.

Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.

Bitch you know you want it.

Bitch you know you want it.

Never gonna beat her, now you're lickin' on the cooter.

One day she was your friend and the next she wasn't screwin'

Now I'm massed out with no luck, can't even get my dick sucked.

Jerkin' off in the corner watchin' her and you fuck.

Don't get your panties twisted, shit I love them freaky bitches

Daisy chains, and running trains, girl on girl, and pussy fistin

All I'm really tryna say is girl don't claim your ass is gay

I laid the pipe the other night and fucked your girlfriend yesterday

Tell the truth, don't even trip, you know you wanna wrap them lips

Around a peter, lick the tip, cause little girls don't come equipped

Bitch, please, you ain't right, what you really tryna prove

Carpet munchin, donkey punchin, cause you claim you're so confused

Yeah, it puts my dick on hard, to see your 69in neden

But two brides up on your cake won't be the case up at your weddin

Put in perspective cut the act you ain't no lesbian

Just a chick who love the dick but perpetrate a lesbian

Drop the act n Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.

Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.

You love the peter! Bitch don't lie. You love the cock!

Don't even try. No more cooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.

After all, we're just two lonely bitches on the loose for the weekend.

Yeah, I bet your little ass is on fire.

You'll be a new woman when I'm finished working on you.