Have You Got Any Castles, Baby

I have dreamed about romance a lot

Men like Galahad and Sir Lancelot

Always did the things I'd like to do

Physically I'm not as durable

But romantically I'm incurable

And I'd like to do the same for you

Have ya got any castles

You want me to build, baby?

Have ya got any dragons

You wanna have killed, baby?

I'll get into my seven league boots

I'll get into my bulletproof suits

Get out my revolver that shoots

And rat-a-tat-tat, down they'll go

Have ya got any mortgages

You wanna have paid, baby?

Have ya got any villains

That you wanna have laid to rest?

After all my adventures are through

And I bring home a dragon or two

You can tell all the papers

That I did it because I love you

Have ya got some castles

You want me to build, baby?

And maybe ya got a few dragons

You'd like to have killed, baby

I'll get into my ivy league suit

Put on a pair of desert boots

With an ivy league suit

Some desert boots, 'kay, boy

You'll never get into westerns that way

Ah, ya got some mortgages

You'd like to have paid, baby?

Maybe ya got some villains

You wanna have laid to rest?

After all my adventures are through

And I bring home a dragon or two

You can tell all the papers

That I did it 'cause I love you, you