Sunday School

alright kids, welcome to your first sunday school class

let's get right into it

did you know that jesus died on the cross

just to keep you from masturbating

and did you know that prior to 1960

he frowned on interracial dating

well my name is bobby johnson

and i teach about god's loving wrath

and though i try to live by the bible and what it says

i think i might have stumbled from the path

because i'm gay for jesus

creator of all good

a charitable carpenter

that's why hes givin me wood

i'm gay for jesus

let the people rejoice

but it's not about lust, i don't wanna nail him

that was a poor word choice

did you know satan wears a cape

made out of a rainbow flag

and did you know that jesus hates abortions

unless the kid was a f... jew

well i try to live by the bible

but it tells me that my thoughts aren't right

but those particular pages might be stuck together

from the little bit of sinning i did last night

because they told me to love jesus

i chose an alternative route

well i was so sad when he was in that cave

but i was thrilled when he came out

well i'm gay for jesus

fill me with your grace

i said pour your love all over me

but please aim away from my face