We Are the Knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We're the knuckleheads

If you would be the peanut butter then I would play the jelly

I'll peel apart your bread and then I'll penetrate your belly

Your blood stains mighty bad I wash it off with Coast

Now I'll take my jelly and spread it on your toast

No one rhymes faster the mic is my blaster

So grasp some Shasta the mighty mic master

Givin' ya communion with your lips on my cup

Pump pump pump pump me up

Now if you're the waterboy then I'm the heavyweight contender

I'm gonna mix you all up like a Black and Decker blender

If you would be the Telstar then I'd have to be Defender

I'll be out in just four weeks I was a first offender

You're a dumb ass stupid Vera and I'm the one that Flo calls Mel

Puttin' holes right through your body like Harvey Keitel

You're a broken down Big Wheel I'm a banana-seated Schwinn

Take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in

I'm a Lego Eggo maniac I'm stickier than some Fun Tak

Trip to the store and get another six pack

Bomb droppin' like at Ground Zero

Like Colonel Klink is gettin' fucked by "Hogan's Heroes"

Oh eenie meanie miney moe ya took your shot ya missed

I wasn't a good boy this year I'm not on Santa's list

I gave your girl some sausage and then I slit your wrists

Now I'll take your ass out like my name was Burgess Meredith

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We're the knuckleheads

Fast fast quick Bic light ass when ya pass gas

You threw it like a girl that's why ya got picked last

And Mr. Easy Does It never did it now did he

Jesus is coming so look busy

And you and your chumps are gonna get your lumps

I got "The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg" ya got goosebumps

'Cause I'm black y'all it's a fact y'all

And if ya try to take what's mine I'll take it back y'all

I wish all skinheads smelled like Mr. Clean

And that girl from Jersey really was nineteen

'Cause the whole damn world would be peachy keen

With Rip Taylor on the cover of every magazine

So go Rip Rip Rip Taylor

Rip Rip Rip Taylor

Rip Taylor Rip Taylor

Your girlfriend we nailed her

My mom's got opposable thumbs

Your mom's Weezie Jefferson

I'd rather eat fresh heiny chow

And I ain't crazy about no God damn butthole no how

Batter roll and whip ya like a fuckin' cannoli

If Satan had a hockey team then I'd be the goalie

'Cause we're dumber than driftwood dumber than your mama

Dumber than a supermodel dumber than Kwanzaa

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We're the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We're the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We're the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We are the knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?

We're the knuckleheads