Yo Ho 2

A pirate walks into the bar wearing a paper towel on his head.

He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Argh!" says the pirate, "I've got a bounty on my head!"

[2x]

I didn't choose the pirate life

The pirate life chose me

With a "Yo ho!"

Bottle rum we go

Wenches in the background

There she blows

Shots fired

Anchors aweigh

Party like the pirate

Seize the day

Captain D on the mir

Prepare the sails

Ready the crew

May your anchor be tight

Your cork be loose

Your rum be spiced

Your compass be true

Tony Montana

And I just kill for fun

I'm a pirate, baby

Shots fired with a loaded gun

Captain Hook and I got you shook

Bitches wanna talk

I offed 'em and said walked the plank

I'll pillage the village

And bone all the witches

Swabbing my dick

And take all the riches

Follow my heart

Wherever it goes

Boats and hoes

You know the code

Argh! Argh!

We are one

One are we

Argh! Argh!

Pirates we

Will always be

[2x]

I didn't choose the pirate life

The pirate life chose me

With a "Yo ho!"

Bottle rum we go

Wenches in the background

There she blows

Shots fired

Anchors aweigh

Party like the pirate

Seize the day

HMS vendetta

Get up on my ship

We party like heathens

Get wenches to strip

Attack like a kracken

A mermaid assassin

Slay bitches get money

Bow down I'm your captain

Like a volcano

I'm ready to blow

Triple X make waves

An sink down below

Raise your sails

Prepare for a swell

Dead seamen

Have no tale to tell

Got double Ds

Up in this treasure chest

Gold doubloons around my neck

Keep those sailors boys in check

So much rum we're gonna wreck

[2x]

I didn't choose the pirate life

The pirate life chose me

With a "Yo ho!"

Bottle rum we go

Wenches in the background

There she blows

Shots fired

Anchors aweigh

Party like the pirate

Seize the day

Why is the rum all gone!?

Need to put my pants back on

Everybody sing along

I's a pirate life for me

When times start to get hard

Let's just say "Fuck it, argh!"

Say goodbye to stormy seas

Sing it now

We're finally set free

[2x]

I didn't choose the pirate life

The pirate life chose me

With a "Yo ho!"

Bottle rum we go

Wenches in the background

There she blows

Shots fired

Anchors aweigh

Party like the pirate

Seize the day

[4x]

I didn't choose the pirate life

The pirate life chose me