Rip Her to Shreds

(Hey! Psst PSST! Here she comes now.)

Oh, you know her, would you look at that hair

Yeah, you know her, check out those shoes

She looks like she stepped out of the middle of somebody's blues

She looks like the Sunday comics

She thinks she's Brenda Starr

Her nose job is real atomic

All she needs is an old knife scar

Yeah, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds

She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds

Oh, you know her, "Miss Groupie Supreme"

Yeah, you know her, "Vera Vogue" on parade

Red eye shadow! Green mascara!

Yuck! She's too much

She looks like she don't know better

A case of partial extreme

Dressed in a Robert Hall sweater

Acting like a soap opera queen

Yeah, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds

She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds

She got the nerve to tell me she's not on it

But her expression is too serene

Yeah, she looks like she washes with Comet

Always looking to create a scene

Yeah, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds

She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds

She's so dull. Rip her to shreds

Oh, you know her, "Miss Groupie Supreme"

Yeah, you know her, "Vera Vogue" on parade

Yeah, you know her, with the fish-eating grin

She's so dull

Yeah, she got the nerve to tell me!

Huh, she's so dull

Yeah, there she goes now

She making out with King Kong

She take her boat to Hong Kong

Well, bye bye sugar

And not a minute too soon