Perfect Family

There was this boy, his name was Jerry

He had a girl, her name was Sally

They were so happy, so much in love

Drank Coca-Cola in his mini bus

A few years later, they got married

They had two kids and a dog named Spot

They were so happy, so much in love

Put their kids to bed and went and watched Ben Hur

The perfect family, Jerry and Sally

The perfect family

The perfect family, Jerry and Sally

The perfect family

Sally and Jerry have sure been through a lot

But they remember their promise to God

Jerry's getting older now, losing his hair

Losing his teeth, but Sally doesn't care