Similak Child

When I first saw ya, I thought that I knew ya

Now I know I don't just wish that I did

Honey made a right, stepped off, took flight

Upstairs, up more, made a left, and hid

Looked down at my shoes and the cuff in my slacks

Hand inside my pocket, came out with somethin stickin

Doublemint goes in my mouth, jaws are breakin North and South

Look around to see who's lookin, figure that my breath was kickin so

In the bathroom I go; and fixing his 'fro..

.. you guessed it, the Lawnge one

'What's up Black?' goes the hand smack

I get the feeling that it's time for some Black Sheep fun

The club is on the bourgeois, urinal holding a cigar

Then you never know, probably a Phillie

Lawnge cracks a smile, oh no, here it comes, then says

"Yo Dres, honey made you look silly"

Step back in the joint, and yeah it's kinda funky

My breath no longer kickin so now it has pep

Strobelite hoe that I don't know

walks up, asks Lawnge's sign, we quickly do the step

Where you at, hon? Where you at?

Where you at, hon? Where you at?

Where you at, hon? Where you at?

Then I change my style

Movin through the crowd, the smoke has got me chokin

Funny that I'm chokin, could it be that I am smokin

Pounds are goin round, but this is nothing new

Hoping that eloping with a dip is what I'll do

System's kinda boomin like a drive-in called the Sonic

Find the bar kid, my state of mind would like a tonic

There she goes, "Where?" Take my thoughts out of the dumps

Lawnge, over there, over there, look at bumps

From the time that she was born, she was raised to be all that,

Gave her no food (what?) Strictly Similak

Felt like a punk on Dick Street, a coupon in the ghetto

I said, 'Hon, whacha drinkin?' She said, 'Milk and amaretto'

I took a seat beside her, I would not be denied

I ordered L.I.I.T. and fill 'er up, she's got a rider

She showed her dental work, and said I looked familiar

I touched her on the hand, I had to feel her!

Similak child, drivin me wild

Simi-limi-lak child - you're definitely winnin

Similak child, drivin me wild

Simi-limi-lak child - you're the woman

I said, 'Hey', she said, 'Hi'

I said, 'Us', she said, 'Try'

'And if you're thinkin strictly boots then I'll say baby, bye bye'

She said, 'I know you got at least a dozen that you're seeing

You think you own the world, at least New York because you're G'ing

You claim to be the man. you want me for a lover

So you can do my girlfriends and my sister and my mother'

I said, 'You're very blunt, with quickness to the cue

So whassup with your mother does she look as good as you?

I'm playin, but let me not delay in what I'm sayin

Initially attraction found your way before the weigh-in

I'm single so I've got at least a dozen on my door step

Doesn't boost my ego, it doesn't mean we've slept

I'm in the public eye, so I try to be an eyeful

Do not own the world, but yes I have some pull'

My chorus rose a brow, she's curious of me

'Please give me more iced tea, and her vitamin D'

She said, 'Me?' Yes. 'Why?' Guess.

Sweetheart you've got ten cushions, besides I like your dress

I'm playin but let me not be weak and let me speak

Your mind is brighter than your booty it's the courtin' that I seek

Similak child, drivin me wild

Simi-limi-lak child - you're definitely winning

Similak child, drivin me wild

Simi-limi-lak child - you're the woman