The Cockeyed Mayor Of Kaunakakai

He wore a malo and a coconut hat

One was for this and the other for that

All the people shouted as he went by

He was the cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai

He was just a lazy malihini haole boy

But all the girls were crazy

To share his fish and poi, Oh

He wore a lei and he wore a smile

He drank a gallon of oke to make life worthwhile

Then he made 'em laugh 'til he made 'em cry

He was the cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai

The horse he rode was skinny

A broken down old female

So he placed a big panini

Right under that horse's tail, Oh

He made her buck and he made her fly

All over the island of Moloka'i

You could hear the kanes and wahines cheer

As they gave him a lei of Kaukania

Now you've heard my story

About the mayor of Kaunakakai

All his fame and glory

On the island of Moloka'i