Arabian Nights

Bazookas and fisticuffs medicating in Porches

98-karat stick shift, Chinatown late-night meals

Alfonso giving me a backrub, 2 pm laser vizzaginal rejuvenation

Triple album project, detonatin' tracks like these

Magnums and barrettes, part-time hostages in pottery classes

Blind date at the wax museum

Norwegian hockey players passed out in government limos

Prime ministers with cryogenic faces

Louis Vuitton suitcases

Autographs and paid vacations

Divorce papers and synthetic lubrications

Playin' you like top-40 stations, ah you know the deal

Arabian nights

White satellites

Voodoo is tight

Like a sleek diamond ice

Airbrushed memories strewn like pamphlets into fifth Mississippis

Time-lapse footage of duct-taped lies

Animal frequencies pinching deodorized nerves

Cosmetic procedures on the cartilage of apocalypse

Mannequin tycoons with airport piano bar mystiques

Remodeling conjugal amaracus, flexing like suburban Spartacus

Getting smacked up by unemployed hand models

Running out into the middle of traffic with Beaujolais bottles

Arabian nights

White satellites

Voodoo is tight

Like sleek diamond ice