Everything went black

Her name was Rita the Whore

La Vida Loca for sure

She knocked 'em out of the park

Streetwalking holes in her shoes

Another sip of the booze

and everything went black

His name was Norman OG

don't you come crying to me

the day that changed his life

He married Rita the Whore

La Vida Loca no more

He said be back in no time

Calls for a cigarette

as good as it can get

and kill some time

It's never comin' back

Forward to Mary and Steve

just turning 20 and free

she really liked his style

Attraction over the moon

they got together and soon

she was expecting a child

Calls for a cigarette

as good as it can get

and kill some time

It's never comin' back

Calls for a cigarette

so don't you wanna bet

and kill some time

She caught an evil disease

it broke her down to her knees

eventually took her life

And when Steve heard the news

took out the doctor she used

and left the scene with a smile

Calls for a cigarette

as good as it can get

and kill some time

It's never comin' back

Calls for a cigarette

so don't you wanna bet

and kill some time