Polythene Pam

1. Well you should see polythene Pam

she's so good looking but she looks like a man

well you should see her in drag

dressed in her polythene bag

yes you should see polythene Pam

yeah yeah yeah!

2. Get a does of her in jackboots and kill

she's killer diller when she's dressed to the bilt

she's the kind of a girl

that makes the News of the world

yes you could say she was attractively built

yeah yeah yeah!