A Lonely Christmas Eve

I'm not so bad

I just hate to see a good time had

By everyone but me

On this lonely christmas eve

I hear them up and down

And up and down the street

They're making

Noise noise noise noise

How i hate their happy noise

There's only one thing i hate more

Come to think of it

And that's the people who keep

Making it

Feast feast feast feast

They'll have more than anyone could ever eat

Me, i'm stuck here with my cream of wheat

There's no one here to feast with me

On this lonely christmas eve

Don't they know i'm up here all alone

In my cave up in the hills?

How i wish that this would go away

This dreadful holiday

That they call christmas day

When they're done with all their christmas noise

And they've had their christmas feast

Just when i think that i might finally

Get a moments peace they start to

Sing sing sing sing

Now i'll never get no sleep

I'm screaming out the window

But it don't do no good

They sing and sing and sing

All through the neighborhood

Sing sing sing

They take their little break and then

They do it all again

It's a lonely christmas eve