Started From The Bottom Parody

[Drake]

Started middle class in a wheelchair

On a crappy sitcom making good cash every year

Now I'm dancing stupid by a car

Trying to convince you that my life was so damn hard

I done had it tough from the jump

Livin' wit my mamma in a nice house it was rough

On top of that shit my bar mitzvah was wack

I didn't get a Bentley and my cake tasted like crap

Then Degrassi canned me cause I couldn't act

Had to get a real job and I got promoted fast

So I decided "Imma be a rap star"

I met Baby and Wayne and they loved me right away

They said

[Lil Wayne]

We like how you sound so monotone

[Birdman]

And those massive eyebrows are so marketable

[Lil Wayne]

We can tell your life's been a struggle

Do you even own a Bentley?

[Drake]

No, I dont, it's bullshit yo!

Can I sign with ya'll? Dat would be cool

[Birdman]

Sure you can big boy

Just meet us in the storage room

[Drake]

Took it in the bottom now I'm signed

Took it in the bottom from my new team

Now I'm signed

[Lil Wayne]

Now you can sip syrup 'til you're blind

By the way did you know I'm the best skater alive?

Young Moolah, baby! Tunechi!

[Drake]

I look like a pale caveman

Plus I'm a Canadian so I ain't no harder than Bieber

But I like to pretend that I am

Just don't tell nobody that I'm faker than Minaj's keester

[Random guy telling off Wayne]

Why the hell are you wearing women's jeans?

[Weezy]

Hey get off of my case

They make me feel pretty

Tunechi!

[Drake]

Just to remind myself I'm a douche

I wear every single chain even when I'm kissing Wayne, now we

Sippin' champagne on a private jet

Just to prove that I am richer than you'll ever get

[Weezy]

Did I tell you guys that I skate yet?

[Drake and Birdman]

Yes!

[Thud heard in the background]

[Drake]

Woah what the hell is that?

[Pilot]

The engines are under stress

Something is weighing this damn plane down

[Weezy]

The only explanation is Drake's big ass eyebrows

[Pilot]

I'm sorry but we have to throw you out

[Drake]

But I started from the bottom

[Pilot]

And that's where you're ending now

[Outro: Birdman]

We're leveling out ward

It was his eyebrows

[Wayne]

Yeeeaahhhh!

Weezy, baby, is gonna live!

Young Moolah baby! Yeah! Tunechi!

[Fading] Young Money!