Scream And Shout Parody

Bring the cancer

When you hear this in the club

You’re gonna free shit up

You’re gonna puke up your guts

Because this song really sucks

When I’m outside the club

I’m flashin’ my muff

I’m flashin’ my muff

Makin’ cameras blow up

She’s the X-Factor judge

Whose always drugged up!

She always also looks drunk

Hey Lance, Simon shut up

When I’m driving through the club

I’m doing hit and runs

While I’m holding my son

Driving drunk is fun – AHHH!

I like to mix lyrics that are total shit

With dance beats that are generic

And then make futuristic videos

That are tremendously boring and dull

I am a total douche that is better than you

That’s why I have this dumb hair-do

And why I use way too much AUTO-TUNE

You are now now rockin’ with a douchebag and a crazy bitch

Product placement.

BRING THE CANCER

I’m a frog

This song was written by my dog

Why the hell do I dance like this?

I look like a drugged up puppet!

You dance like a white dude.

Eh yo!

My lyrics are so meaningless.

My music is so horrendous.

It makes Soulja Boy seem legit

IT’s RUBBISH!

Eh yo!

Technology gets me so hot.

I just had sex with this robot.

IT WAS ROBOT RAPE I SAID STOP STOP STOP!

Eh yo!

Everybody can suck my cock.

I am more important than god

And everybody should know that:

I’m a DoucheBag!

When I’m on lots of drugs.

I like to sound with tish.

That’s why I’m talking like this.

You’re not British Bitch.

I’m totally nuts.

That’s why I married K-FED

I did a ton of Meth.

And then I shaved my head.

I am the worst musician of this decade

My source will give your eardrums AIDS.

I hit my head real hard when I was eight.

That’s why I dress like I’m from outer space.

The random crap I say:

Is this the world

Boom boom pow

And Mazel tov

Somebody needs to make this garbage stop

You are now-now rockin’ with a douchebag and a crazy bitch.