Raisins

Raisins come from grapes

People come from apes

I come from Canada

I came in first place

In a nonexistent race

To rebuild the Parthenon

The Parthenon's in Greece

Or was it in Grease 2?

I can't keep my movies straight

When I make mistakes

I use a lot of salt

Cause salt makes m'steaks taste great

I don't want to be a bother

But I think the phone's for you

I've got orange pants

I wear them when I dance

But I don't get out that much

You are just too loud

I passed you in a crowd

Thank you and keep in touch

I don't speak Chinese

Not even words like "please,"

"Thank you," or "how are you"

But I can Parle Francais

I parled a bit today

It seemed like the thing to do

I don't want to be a bother

But I think you're in my seat