Better Off Dead

I'm sorry about the sun

How could I know that you would burn?

And I'm sorry about the moon

How could I know that you'd disapprove

And I'll never make the same mistake

The next time I create the universe

I'll make sure we communicate at length

Oh yeah

But until then, better off dead

A smile on the lips and a hole in the head

Better off dead, yeah better than this

Take it away, 'cause there's nothing to miss

I'm sorry about the world

How could I know you'd take it so bad?

And I'll never make the same mistake

So if you're looking for a patsy

Why not try the entire human race

Just to play it safe?

But until then, better off dead

A smile on the lips and a hole in the head

Better off dead, yeah better than this

Take it away, 'cause there's nothing to miss

Better off dead, yeah better off dead

Why don't you try pushing daisies instead?

Better off dead, yeah better off dead

A smile on the lips and a hole in the head

And I'll never make the same mistake

The next time I create the universe

I'll make sure you participate

Oh yeah

And I'll never make the same mistake

The next time I create the universe

I'll make sure you participate

Just in case