Hoe Happy Jackie

"What's up AZ?"

"Maintainin' G"

"I'm sayin' tough titties somebody gotta suck it, I'm casin the

joint what's up?"

"I'm sayin' there mad dime bitches up in here though."

"Let me tell you though, it ain't time to subtract & add on."

Jackie- "How you doin' AZ?"

"Oooh you definitely thick no question."

"Yeah, but it cost."

"Yo man give me change for a penny, I pay for that, I know who

you is Hoe Happy Jackie."

Whoever thought that, that sweet thing born model material

That hated hot cereal, could grow to be a high silly hoe

Really though it's a shame for this damn thing

Cuz everything's brand name

when will she get enough of these damn games?

Struttin' wit her unbuttoned blouse like it ain't nuttin'

Draggin' her wagon, knowin' fellas be flaggin' & frontin'

Hopin, by keepin' her gear, wear, & hair dope &

Some really Big Willie nigga'll dig her and get open

And give her what only a tenderoni would deserve

She got some nerve thinkin' every nigga's a herb

That goes around trickin' on every chicken that he's stickin'

Male of female, whoever cats that need and ass kickin'

Cuz if it's more than one fella tryin' to get wit her

To hell wit the fly, she only sliddin' wit the highest bidder

But if you aks me

She's nothin' but a nasty, money hungry, unclass, Hoe Happy Jackie

"Yo, son word to mother, let's keep it real, that bitch ain't

nuthin' but poison man, every nigga that bitch fuck wit

somethin' happen to, she see a pinky ring shine

she up in the nigga mug piece like he handlin'."

Check it, this one Jamaican wasn't fakin' wit the bacon

Cuz ever since him, she was on if I'm not mistaken

But then again, this money gettin' Dominican

Caught her when she was fallin' off, & made her win again

Now nothin' can stop it, once she in a nigga pocket

She be seein' more profit, than those livest weed spots get

Makin' her income & then some

Cuz even a weddin' band on her hand, won't stop a man who wanna spend

some

Diamonds, & furs is all she want, that damned Glamour girl

Lovin' it, out there clubbin' it, dancin' like one of Hammer girls

Happy Jackie the jigga hoe

Her job is to jack niggas doe, I call Jackie the jack a nigga pro

And it's true, count all the fellas she flew through

She even juiced Jack the Jew

Jackie I'm scarred of you

& I remember that '87 September

When she was slima, she was a hoe hoppin' beginna

But now from acne, nappy hair, and gear that was tacky

She's on (She's on, she's on, she's on)

"Yo I got that sucka ass nigga."

"Ooh yes you do (I'm sayin' though what's his name?)

That's AZ from the Eastside. Girl you better work dat ass."

Jackie- "Is he trickin' boo?"

Girl - "He trickin' (Good), but he got a baby moms."

Jackie- "Yo fuck that I gotta eat his doe thang

95 I'm gettin' it all

Girl - "Yeah go ahead girl."

So all the sugar dick, dirty devil dog, slick daddies

Don't get out foxed, and slicked, and turn into a trick daddy

Trickin' ya whore, hustlin' end for some skins

Cuz next you be trickin' on all you family members & friends

She got a way to make ya feel like ya gotta stay in

It's not a way she'll pay, it's bills that she gotta pay

So married or single, watch out for Jackie when you jingle

She might sting you, and ain't no tellin' what that stinga bring you

You could fall off point & get careless

Lose all awareness, go hairless, why she wouldn't care if

You go bankrupt

Her lifestyle's corrupt

So knowledge before your wisdom of understandin' is fucked

Cuz if you ask me she's nothin' but a nasty

money hungry, unclassy, Hoe Happy Jackie

"Yo what up AZ? We out?"

"I'm sayin' whatever baby. Dinner gonna lead to breakfast,

if it's on you it's all good."

Jackie- "Yo I got you all the way."

"Better stop talkin' 'bout it & be about it, word."

Jackie- "Yo my man whip outside, we can leave right now."

"You buggin' the fuck out? What's wrong wit you? Word up,

what the fuck you talkin' about? Bitch, you tryin' to get a

nigga killed or somethin'?"

Jackie- "I'm sayin'....."

"Get the fuck outta here, word up."

Jackie- "I suck ya dick."

"Yo, you stupid get the f.... You Hoe Happy Jackie ass bitch.

Yo get the f.... Ayo son, come and get her the fuck outta here,

ayo get the Mo son we walkin' out the fuckin' club wit that

shit right now, word up. Ayo kick that bitch to the back."