Don't Go There

In the Texas town of San Antonio

Is a little church they call the Alamo

The story tellers say Ozzy Osborne stopped one day

All dressed up in women's lingerie

I don't know if the guy was drinking beer

Jack or beam it's not exactly clear

But when he whipped it out

The ghost of Travis gave a shout

Whose message all good Texans still can hear

Don't go there, don't go there

You really shouldn't go there

It's a source of Texas pride

Hell, John Wayne died inside

Don't go there, don't go there

You really shouldn't go there

You'll really piss us off if you go there

When Bowie and Young Crockett made their stand

Colonel Travis drew a line in to the sand

But it's simply not the same when you try and write your name

That bloody rocker must have mush for brains

Don't go there, don't go there

You really shouldn't go there

It's a simple Texas mission

Not a pot for you to piss in

Don't go there, don't go there

You really shouldn't go there

You'll really piss us off if you go there

Music never rilled us

The groupies or the jets

The show on television

Or the ratings you might get

The thing that drove us plum insane

Was when you drained that old main vain

Took your snake and let it go

No, we won't forget the Alamo

The eyes of Texas are upon you

Don't go there, don't go there

You really shouldn't go there

It's a symbol of our state

Not a place to urinate

Don't go there, don't go there

You really shouldn't go there

You'll really piss us off if you go there

Don't go there

You really shouldn't go there

How ya like it then

If we piss upon Big Ben?

Don't go there, don't go there

You really shouldn't go there

You'll really piss us off if you go there

Ah, you know Sharon I got me ****

Cloths off put in the roadie's rooms

So I couldn't get out

So I just took a walk around town, you know

And **** the next thing I **** know

I had to take me a piss, you know

And there was this old wall and I thinking

What the ****, I'll **** piss on the wall

Then all of a sudden

I'm in jail, you know **** police

Got me down and ah

Sharon, Sharon