Paradise Cafe

Well now everything is rosy

And the money's so well spent

This kind of education

Is worth every cent

When your momma pays the tuition

And your daddy pays the rent

You could learn a lot in college

Although you never went

Now you ain't that funny

And you ain't that smart

But you become a model student

When you step up to the bar

They're drinking their life away

At the paradise café

Talking with nothing to say

At the paradise café

Daddy's money spends real good

And he's spent a lot today

At the paradise café

The neon pink flamingo

Shines down on one and all

Lights up the drunken schoolgirl

As she bounces of the wall

To the slurred shouts of college boys

Who'll soon be at the wheel

It's an awful lot to deal with

Just to get a decent meal

Now you ain't that funny

And you ain't that smart

But you become a model student

When you step up to the bar

They're drinking their life away

At the paradise café

Talking with nothing to say

At the paradise café

Daddy's money spends real good

And he's spent a lot today

At the paradise café