Me Plus One

It's time to tell my story

of a girl I used to know

always cried into her pillow

under pin-ups on the wall

She didn't make Italia Conte

Didn't get that TV show

then a nice man said he'd help her

with a new portfolio

Missus B Missus E Missus A-U-T

Missus I Missus F-U-L

I'm gonna reach the top

I ain't ever gonna stop

and I'm sure gonna ring your bell

Missus D Missus I Missus F-F-I

Missus C Missus U-L-T

If ever there's a girl

that could rock your world

then that girl sure is me

(right!)

So the fun won't start 'til she's living it up

feeling good on top of the pops

when you make it me plus one

Dress falls down at the aftershow

She breaks down on the video

Think you'll find it's me plus one

Now this wannabe señorita

Met a group of likely girls

Traded posters and the voxpops

For jetting round the world

But it didn't make her happy

And now she flies alone

The wrong pictures in the paper

And no one back at home

So the fun won't start 'til she's living it up

feeling good on top of the pops

when you make it me plus one

Dress falls down at the aftershow

She breaks down on the video

Think you'll find it's me plus one

People around you

Won't tell you how it is

Don't you think it's gone on long enough?

Take a look at yourself

Get out of the car

You know it's time

You've got to let it go

It's gone

So the fun won't start 'til she's living it up

feeling good on top of the pops

when you make it me plus one

Dress falls down at the aftershow

She breaks down on the video

Think you'll find it's me plus one

So the fun won't start 'til she's living it up

feeling good on top of the pops

when you make it me plus one

Dress falls down at the aftershow

She breaks down on the video

Think you'll find it's me plus one