(What's Your) Angle?

I've got a new-found fangled fandango tango angle

and it keeps things curious yes, and it makes folks furious

it takes two part tango and a little tingle tangle

and two orangutans like me and you

I used to think that you were a tomboy

hair like a bird's nest, clothes so shoddy

then I found that you were arhomboid

not an oblesque bone in your body

So don't mess around with my extemporangle fangle

everybody's entitled to a little existenstialrangle fangle bang