You Sell Cologne

You have a mustache,you called me on the phone

you wear a beret and you sell colonge

you wear colonge but you still smell bad

you smell like shit from all the men that you've had

You sell colonge (4x)

You wear a gay suit, you have a mustache

you're always looking at your customers ass

a freelance homo,you tried to sell to sears

but you got kicked out because you're fucking queer

You sell colonge (4x)