Three Cheers

thanks for treating me like dirt when i was

just like dirt and giving me no value when

i had no self worth and in repayment

for the lessons on the courses you never had to live

you're welcome for my pride

when i had nothing else to give

i'll await your half-assed amends when the

only thing you could hope for is just a friend

hurray hurray i thank you to

condescend when the only thing i needed in life

was just a friend hurray hurray

oh its wonderful advice a grand idea

not to make the same mistake twice