Alfredo's

Here's a message from the boys of ALL

Not to be rude but when it comes to food

There's really only one place you can go -

Go to ALFREDOS, in Lomita

Even the Russians go to Alfredo's

Even the Martians go to Alfredo's

My heart yearns for you Alfredo

My heart burns for you Alfredo

Romance is in the air

You'll always find us there

If my allculations are correct

The dishwasher is a victim of much neglect

Our name is ALL and we wrote this song

It's not very good, people say it's too long

Well listen up Alfredo, this is for you

The reason why we wrote this is to get some free food!

We want: Massive enchiladas with rice and beans!

We want: Two beef tacos, #10 that means!

We want: Chicken tostadas, lots of beans and rice!

We want: Lots of cokes and lots of ice!

And another thing, Alfredo -

We're ALL - we practically live here

We want you to stay open

595 hours a day

765 days a year

7 weeks a month

645 minutes an hour

1733 Pacific Coast Highway, in Lomita, 90717

534-9924 - give 'em a call

We don't speak spanish

We just speak food

Because we're ALL

And that's ALL we do

This is no place to take a chick

The food is great but she might get sick

It's just a hole in the wall

But it's good enough for ALL!!!