Model Citizen

Be an Arab, Be a Jew

Be a boxing kangaroo

Beat yourself all black and blue

I don't care

Be a bleeder, Be a Cancer

A hemophiliac romancer

Be a crippled disco dancer

Oooh... What a pair

He's a model citizen

“I think I've got them fooled them again”

He's an ultra-sweety guy

“And a master of disguise”

He's a model citizen

“Just keep believing that my friends

I'm a model citizen”

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm an all American

I'm a hostage in a city of creeps

They've got mercenary guards

That watch me sleep

They'd like to kill me slow

Bury me deep

In the heart of Texas

I'm a martyr, I'm a sadist

I might be the Savior here to save us

I'm a friend of Sammy Davis, casually

He's a model citizen

“I think I've got them fooled again”

He's an ultra-sweety guy

“I won't let down my disguise”

He's a model citizen

“Just keep believing that my friends

I'm a model citizen”

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm an all American

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm an all American