I'm the Coolest

You know that I'm the coolest that's ever come around

You'll notice things get hotter whenever I'm in town

I mean, I gotta be the coolest, who else could it be?

Everybody knows who's really cool

Me

Let's face it, I'm the greatest, I'm Mr. Number One

My hometown built a statue to their favorite son

I mean I gotta be the greatest

I'm just a ball of fun

I mean I'm definitely the greatest

I'm also the coolest

You can't leave a package like me sitting on no shelf

Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny

I'm gonna save a little for myself

Yeah baby, come over here a minute

Who is the coolest?

I mean how do I look?

Yeah

You can't leave a package like me sitting on no shelf

Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny

I'm gonna save a little for myself

You know the day I was born there were these four dudes up on a hill

They said they saw this star hanging out over town

And the whole world seemed to stand still

It made the Sunday papers

I guess it proves for sure

I am the coolest

I am the greatest

I am the baddest

I am the smoothest

I'm just the best

Sand dancer come on

Ah yeah

Right