True Lies

Well it's hard being a liar

I don't know who's supposed to be on my mind

'Cos I love my little darling

But I also love these women online

When I feel it really coming on strong

Yeah I know I really shouldn't log on

But there's this woman on the Internet

She sends me pictures of her beautiful eyes

And I never get the sense to tell my girl the truth

I got the sense to tell some beautiful lies

(Gonna love her with these beautiful eyes)

Well what's the difference darling

Between my eyelids and a glowing white screen

When either way I'm thinking

Of the hottest barely legal age teens?

When I feel it really coming on strong

Yeah I know I really shouldn't log on

Yeah there's this woman on the Internet

She sends me pictures of her beautiful eyes

And I ain't telling no-one 'bout the money I've sent

I don't care if they're just beautiful lies

Yeah there's this woman on the Internet

Even if she's some Nigerian guy

Yeah well you should read the poetry he speaks to me

I don't care if they're just beautiful lies

(Gonna love him with these beautiful lies)