Candy May

Candy May, I think I'm dying

Yeah, 'cause I'm frail and I'm tired

And I constantly complain about the pain I'm in

But Candy May, she knows me better, yes, she knows my ways

She has seen me naked, she knows I'm packing heat

She has a way of saying "baby, come to me" complete

She's my sweet sweet Candy May

Got me stuck and I want to stay

But I never wanted to look sharp

Down the barrel of a broken heart

So I live with a deep regret

Of all I do on the internet

And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt

She's a brown on her doily frills

She loves me still

Sweetest eyes, so dark and shining

They see a shadow in their vision

Then it fades and then it dies, sweetest eyes

But Candy May, don't think I'm lying

I got a flavor in my mouth, it never truly goes away

That's Candy May

So when you see me and Candy May

And we're walking down the street at a mean pace

And she is crying out "You f'n lonely man

"You worthless piece of shit

You all wouldn't understand"

'Cause Candy May, I know she loves me in her own true way

You call it as you see it, you think you know the score

But you just never had a girl like Candy May before

She's my sweet sweet Candy May

Got me stuck and I want to stay

But I never wanted to look sharp

Down the barrel of a broken heart

So I live with a deep regret

Of all I do on the internet

And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt

She's a brown on her doily frills

She's my sweet sweet Candy May

Got me stuck and I want to stay

But I never wanted to look shocked

Down the barrel of a broken heart

So I live with a deep regret

Of all I do on the internet

And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt

She's a brown on her doll with frills

She's my sweet sweet Candy May

Got me stuck and I want to stay

But I never wanted to look sharp

Down the barrel of a broken heart

So I live with a deep regret

Of all I do on the internet

And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt

She's a brown on her doily frills

She loves me still