Ironic

An old man turned 98

Won the lottery and died the next day

It's a black fly in your shardening (?)

It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

And isn't it ironic?

Don't you think?

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's a good advice that you just didn't take

And who would've thought

It figures

Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly

He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye

He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

And as the plane crashed down, he thought:

"Well isn't this nice?"

And isn't it ironic?

Don't you think?

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's a good advice that you just didn't take

And who would've thought

It figures

Life has a funny way

Of sneaking up on you when you think

Everything's okay and everything's going right

And life has a funny way

Of helping you out when you think

Everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face

It's a traffic jam when you're already late

A no smoking sign on your cigarette break

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

It's like meeting the man of my dreams

And then... meeting his beautiful wife

And isn't it ironic?

Don't you think?

A little too ironic

Ooh yeah, I really do think

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's a good advice that you just didn't take

And who would've thought

It figures

Life has a funny way

Of sneaking up on you

And life has a funny, funny way

Of helping you out

Helping you out