Gurl from Kentucky

I'm gonna fuck me

A girl from Kentucky

Right before I come

I'm a make her sucky-sucky

Pull out my baseball bat

Beat up her wildcat

Get my bone licked after dark

In Big Bone Lick Park

Got a new job in Lexington

Had sex with her mouth and tongue

Pick me still Lexington, still Louisville

Sip that dank, smoke that herbie

Ride that ass like the Kentucky Derby

All the way to Frankfort

Smoke some dank and I gots to skirt

Got like a quadruple of G from Cali

Staying away from PeeWee Valley

Bet I am in the city of Beaver Dam

Daaamn

Gladys from Glasgow

Likes it in the asshole

Miss Owens from Owensboro

Sucked me thorough, then she had to earl

I'm gonna fuck me

A girl from Kentucky

Right before I come

I'm a make her sucky-sucky

Pull out my baseball bat

Beat up her wildcat

Get my bone licked after dark

In Big Bone Lick Park

Rich old lady from Willemore

Put me in her will if I'd fuck her more

Met this girl from Pikeville

She was a dyke but I fucked her still

I know a girl in Livermore

I put it by her liver and she quiver more

Came in her mouth in Mount Sterling

She started coughing, she started earling

Fucked this girl from Mount Vernon

Took a piss and my dick was burning

Went to the doctor, spent some pape

Condoms, super glue, duct tape

Fucked all the girls in Danville

Now it's Afroman-ville

Came in her mouth in Paducah

She spit it out like Pa-choo-Ka!

London panties falling down even in Elizabethtown

London panties falling down, fine ass lady

I'm gonna fuck me

A girl from Kentucky

Right before I come

I'm a make her sucky-sucky

Pull out my baseball bat

Beat up her wildcat

Get my bone licked after dark

In Big Bone Lick Park

I met this girl from Radcliffe

Stuck my finger up her ass then I made her sniff

Met a cowgirl from Horse Cave

Rode my horse all in her cave

Dirt-diggler, booty-jiggler, titty-wiggler

Called me the giggler,

Giggling while I was stabbing

Doggy-style pussy jabbing

I got barred from Bardstown

My dick got hard and I fucked all the broads around

Albany - she fucked all my homeboys but me!

Met this girl from Pine Grove

Stuck my dick in her ass then I drove

All the way to Bowling Green

Her colon kinda swollen if you know what I mean

I'm gonna fuck me

A girl from Kentucky

Right before I come

I'm a make her sucky-sucky

Pull out my baseball bat

Beat up her wildcat

Get my bone licked after dark

In Big Bone Lick Park