Glue Your Eyelids Together

I looked in the public room

He was reading a book,

With only one page

Asked him his age

Said he was fine

His hearing's not as good as mine

Glue your eyelids together

Your eyelids together

Glue your eyelids together

Your eyelids together

She was a neat piece

Handy with a smack

We were walking front to back

Never the less

She was a mess

A last ditch effort is always the best

Glue your eyelids together

Glue your eyelids together

Your eyelids together

Glue your eyelids together

I saw him once again

He was playing a game,

With only one piece

He bent over to the left

I kicked the table hard

I must confess

Glue your eyelids together

Your eyelids together

Glue your eyelids together

Glue your eyelids together

She throws things out,

She doesn't want people to see

She vacuums it up

It's never enough

Can't take a step without falling down

It's always the same

No one to blame

Together, Together

Glue your eyelids together

Glue your eyelids together

Together, Together

Your eyelids together

Glue your eyelids together

Her position to His position

His position to Her position