Sun And Moon

She digs holes in Heaven and then laughs

When I catch a glimpse from way down here

I'm crawling up the lamp post like a worm

She flips the switch and leaves me blind.

I've known evil, mean, bad people

Kinder than that

If you're such a saint reprieve me

And I've known traitors and deceivers

Kinder than that

If you're such a saint don't leave me

I have been an ornament for hoods

And I've been the driver of a car

Now I've left the driving up to her

And she does not know or care where we are.

She and Joan of Arc were having lunch

Today down at the Blue Room

She told Joan she'd like to barbecue

Then laughed as Joan began to cry.