Stand and Deliver

Stand and deliver!

I'm the dandy highwayman

Whom you're too scared to mention

I spend my cash

On looking flash

And grabbing your attention

The devil take your stereo

And your record collection

The way you look, you'll qualify

For next year's old age pension!

Stand and deliver

Your money or your life

Hoh!

Try to use a mirror

Not a bullet or a knife

Hoh!

I'm the dandy highwayman

So sick of easy fashion

The clumsy boots, peekaboo roots

That people think so dashing

So what's the point of robbery

When nothing is worth taking?

It's kind of tough to tell a scruff

The big mistake he's making

Stand and deliver

Your money or your life

Hoh!

Try to use a mirror

Not a bullet or a knife

Hoh!

And even though you fool your soul

Your conscience will be mine

All mine

We're the dandy highwaymen

So tired of excuses

Of deep meaning philosophies

Where only showbiz loses

We're the dandy highwaymen

And here's our invitation

Throw your safety overboard

And join our insect nation!

Stand and deliver

Your money or your life

Hoh!

Try to use a mirror

Not a bullet or a knife

Hoh!

Even though you fool your soul

Your conscience will be mine

All mine

Qua qua

Da diddly qua qua

Da diddly qua qua

Da diddly qua qua

Stand and deliver!

Stand and deliver!

Stand and deliver!